The problem is that very often on Internet forums people are seriously concerned if their question doesn't receive an instant response. We can't tell if you're grinning when you ask the question or truly impatient. However, those who have been turning for a while will come to recognize fairly early on that this activity is not a particularly good match for the impatient -- waiting months (or years) for wood to dry, spalt, or grow from a sapling into a large tree -- and then there is waiting for finishes to dry/cure -- waiting for inspiration, etc. I'm waiting to win the lottery, but my chances would be better if I actually bought a ticket.
Back on topic, I have seen the faceplates that you asked about, but never actually considered them nor do I know of anybody that has.