Wearing a white shirt and necktie while turning? I must be a slob. 😀
Years ago at work a coworker got his necktie caught in an industrial strength paper shredder that could shred a phone book in one gulp, but luckily for him it stalled at the knot in the tie. The copiers, faxes, shredders, and coffee maker were all in the same room. A couple secretaries came into the room to get coffee, but he was too embarrassed to let them know of his predicament so he pretended to be working on the shredder. When one of the guys came into the room, he asked for a pair of scissors so that he could cut himself free. The coworker took his time looking for a pair of scissors and finally borrowed a pair from one of the secretaries. He said that he needed the scissors to cut Bob loose from the shredder.