• January Turning Challenge: Thin-Stemmed Something! (click here for details)
  • Conversations are now Direct Messages (click here for details)
  • Congratulations to Scott Gordon for "Orb Ligneus" being selected as Turning of the Week for January 20, 2025 (click here for details)
  • Welcome new registering member. Your username must be your real First and Last name (for example: John Doe). "Screen names" and "handles" are not allowed and your registration will be deleted if you don't use your real name. Also, do not use all caps nor all lower case.

Score

Joined
Oct 29, 2014
Messages
469
Likes
90
Location
nj
There's this tree job on a road I drive a lot. A Huge sign saying not to take the wood but there are some big boles there I mean stinking huge. SO I stop and ask if they'll sell.
Hey I'll plunk some cash for my hobby.
Guy won't take my money.
Great guy, salt of the earth, loves to chit chat. Basically he gives me carte blanche.

OK

I come back with a chain saw a 6 foot peavy (yah, my peavy is bigger 'n me) plus I bring a regular peavy and a truck. I select one hunk of some kind of sycamore. He says there's a chinese and an american. Both got so huge that the bark looked like maple. I dunno which is which. I don't care.

I saw up one hunk get the checked ends off, slice 'r down the pith line, and slice off the edges to get basically squares weighing about 170 - 200 pounds each & go to put them in my truck. Now these wet hunks of lumber are l heavy. Oh gosh~!!

Now, at the shop, they are wrapped up. I have cotton cloth, soaked in water, on the ends, with poly wrap and they are both in huge poly bags. My history with this method is pretty good. Right now I am busy re building my 20 x 40 foot recreational deck so I gotta store these suckers in a way that keeps 'em from checking. Maybe I'll get lucky and get some cool spalting.

There's a couple of really great crotches there too. I am going back to get one, but I think I'll insist on pressing a $20 in his palm. I mean the guy is just being a really nice guy and I feel like he should get sumpin'.
 
If it's his tree, you bet. People think you'll probably forget, but when you deliver, it blows their mind. You could always give them the option of either. Each person I've told I'll give em a bowl says, "Ah, you don't need to..." But of course they appreciate it.

Here's a funny story. I walked into a company meeting (on accident) to give the president of the company her bowl 8 months after she gave me her tree. Thought I was in BIG trouble interrupting the meeting.. She paused the meeting, opened the bag with the bowl in it, and got weepy with emotion. She introduced me to her 80 year old dad. Her grandfather had planted the tree. All the guys in suits were patting me on the back...there I was in work clothes, dirty, hairy...very surreal scene for me. She told me about another tree that's coming down, a real beaut, but getting old.
 
Back
Top